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Bush Raps!! Dubya Tells All!

Hear the best Presidential parodies on the internet!

"Bush Raps" is a new cd we made just for the 2004 election. It features 21 parody songs from 21 different artists, all using the voice of Dubya, set to original music. The styles vary considerably, but the voice of Dubya comes through in every track. It's hilarious. It's scary. It's a new form of protest music. It's Dubya telling the straight truth in his own words, rapping and getting funky. It's the absolute cutting edge of free speech and media manipulation. Shipping now!

In early 2004, The Bots created the parody song "Fuzzy Math" using the real voice of George W Bush. We decided to put the entire 15,000 audio samples into a keyword-searchable online public domain database and encouraged other artists to make their own mixes using the voice of Dubya. We held a contest, offering software prizes for the best mixes, as determined by a popular vote.

The response was overwhelming. We received over 50 mixes from artists around the world, who had mixed the voice of George W Bush in with their own music. Dubya's voice, sliced and diced to mock himself, tell the truth, and ramble incoherently, somehow sounds more plausible than his actual speeches. Bush Raps really is George W Bush's first album, and it rocks!

This cd is jam-packed with as much of the best material from the contest as would fit on an audio cd. Buy your copy today, and own this incredible piece of political/musical history.




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Yes, you can buy Truth, The Bots groundbreaking album from 2004. And if you buy Truth now, we'll throw in a copy of Fuzzy Math, absolutely free.
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Here you can buy The Bots new cd single "Fuzzy Math" featuring vocals by President George W Bush. Price is $5 US. Send a copy to your favorite Republican now!! New Special offer April 2004-Buy any full length CD from The Bots("Now Is The Time," or "Truth") and you get a free Fuzzy Math cd!


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Here you can buy The Bots cd "Now Is The Time" for just $10 US.Buy now and receive a free copy of the new Presidential Parody "Fuzzy Math."


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Buy high quality wav files from the Bush Archive!

Here you can buy full quality samples from the George W. Bush Public Domain Audio Archive.$99.99 for the entire archive, all linear recordings and all named phrases, over 15,000 samples, absolutely everything we have, at the highest quality. The best way to use the Bush archive is to get the whole collection ($99.99), and put it into one folder, while preserving the original folder structure. This makes the whole database easily searchable and allows you to look at samples by individual folder/speech. When you purchase the high quality wav files you will get the benefit of being able to arrange them in chronological order. With the mp3 files in the free database, you can only arrange the named phrase samples in alphbetical order, because the mp3 conversion was alphabetical. If you buy the original wav files, you can arrange by "modified by" in windows and you will have the samples in exactly the order they were originally spoken. This lets you look at a folder of samples and literally read the speech by looking at the sample names. If you are attempting serious parody sample manipulation, this is strongly recommended.

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All samples are 16bit, 44k, monophonic .wav files, ready to load into your sequencer or sampler. If you order the entire collection, it comes on 3 PC-compatible DVDs, and includes hundreds of additional flawlessly edited "altered" statements (including the edits in Fuzzy Math), which are not in the free version of the database. Also, the DVD set includes hundreds of "yelled" phrases organized in a separate folder, perfect for quickly finding that over-the-top chorus kicker. With the entire archive DVD collection, you have an incredibly flexible tool for using and manipulating the instantly recognizable voice of George W. Bush, arguably the most powerful man on earth.

BUY THE ENTIRE COLLECTION. A SERIOUS POLITICAL VOCAL PRODUCTION TOOL!
You can download about half of the songs from The Bots cd "Now Is The Time" from this site for free in mp3 format. We are committed to giving away tracks because frankly, our message is more important than the money. But we encourage you to support this effort by purchasing a cd. If you buy the cd, you'll get all the songs, and at the highest quality. At $10, plus shipping and handling, this cd is one of the best deals you will get anywhere. This is art for the sake of art, not commerce.